Ever since the face that launched a thousand ships, nothing has been the same for us blokes.

No one thing since that epic event will ever give us more drive, inspiration, reason, motivation, enthusiasm, joy and especially headache than chicks.

Likewise, there’s nothing hotter then a bunch of them gliding around on old school roller skates looking for a brawl!

So in celebration of our planetary counterpart why not get down this weekend and check out the London Rollergirl’s big event Double Trouble, between Brawl Saints and Leeds Roller Dolls, and London Brawling and Brummie Bombshells!

This will definitely be a fantastic evening out that combines sport, fetish, feminism, veganism ( apparently they sell sweet cupcakes) and partying topped off with live commentary.

Peace out!!

Brydon.